Cow Pie Clock is What All Gadgets Would Be if the Midwest Ran the World

'm not even sure what to say about this one.
The Cow Pie Clock is a clock and, well, it's made out of real cow shit.
Yes, a pure, 100% authentic pile of Utah cow droppings with a clock mounted on it.
If you're disgusting and/or insane, you can buy one online for $40-$50.
Just look how happy this lady is with hers! You can't go wrong! [Product Page via Nerd Approved]

Tiny Lava Light Cellphone Charm Blinks When You Have a Call

 

Most cellphone charms do nothing but sit there and be charming, but this one by Lava Lamp creator Mathmos actually serves a useful purpose: It blinks red (or blue, your choice) when you have a phone call coming in. Might be a good compromise between setting that phone on vibrate and possibly still irritating those around you, or missing all your calls. If you don't care for this retro-chic lava lamp replica, you can also get one shaped like a miniature light bulb.

Anti-Shyness Nasal Spray to Finally Get You Out of Your Parents' Basement

Scientists in London have developed a nasal spray that will help you get rid of your crippling shyness. The drug releases the hormone oxytocin into the brain, increasing self-confidence and lowering anxiousness. It's undergoing clinical tests right now, but scientists hope to have it out to the masses in just a few years. There's no word as to if this will be as effective as the current drug on the market that increases self-confidence and suppresses shyness, alcohol, but time will tell. [YahooSpulch]